Monster #28

translation: "SIGN UP FOR THE SUNSET PARK URBAN FORAGING CLASS"

Monster #27

(uploading from work, so descriptions will come later.)

Monster #26

Monster #26 yawned luxuriously, sharpening her fangs against her long, sandpaper-like tongue with anticipation. Earlier in the day she had eaten an early dinner and crawled out of the boiling sea to pluck her eyebrows and paint her spots a ceremonial shade of sulphur yellow. She hoped her guest would be impressed when they finally met! After all, no other monster she knew had ever been able to get a real, published writer to come in as a guest to put together their biography. She would be the first!

Now, where could he be?

Monster #25

Hot headed Harold
ran out for nasty fun.
Stole a case of fuel cells,
jacked an antimatter gun.

He flew straight out to Jupiter
now with some bad guy cred
But found there was no oxygen
to fuel his flaming head.