Spitpaint #18

Topic: Asteroid Miner

Simultaneously scanning salty bets
while sketching spitpaints on the sly
For today, Evo's as good as it gets
Street Fighter, margaritas, and cheering chimp guys.

Spitpaint #17

Topic: Low Gravity Planet

Spitpaint #16

Topic: Elf Military

so slow today...

Spitpaint #15

Topic: Greed Monster

Atop piles of riches
Lies a dragon who never does dishes.
One day he awoke
went out for a smoke
and found himself swimming with fishes.

Spitpaint #14

Topic: Mirror Creature

Through each and every mirror
she creeps from sink to sink
to scoop up the souls of goldfish
saved from the ocean's brink.

The Stork, part 2

kept on going, 2hrs total...will maybe add in a background tomorrow.

Spitpaint #13

Topic: The Stork

From her lofty perch she hums
and sighs, what mortals lie beneath
her rays of reflected beam she sends
to earth, to relieve night's quiet grief.

I'm guesting in a friend's Planescape game, playing the daughter of the moon...so 2 birds one stone. :)

And here's a bonus picture of Ico: "I'll help you Mom! zZzzzzz..."

Spitpaint #12

Topic: Post-apocalyptic Survivor

Rusty dog is always there to help you
scavenge through the wasted land.
Even through dangerous 'lectric storms,
He's ready to lend a "hand."

Spitpaint #11

Topic: Blue

from wikipedia: Human eyes perceive blue when observing light with a wavelength between 450 and 495 nanometres. Blues with a higher frequency and thus a shorter wavelength gradually look more violet, while those with a lower frequency and a longer wavelength gradually appear more green. Pure blue, in the middle, has a wavelength of 470 nanometres.

Spitpaint #10

Topic: Traveling Magic Shop

Pigeons never lie
until a cottage fell out of the sky.
Threw them for a loop
got so scared that they pooped!
All over your SUV, whyyyy?

Spitpaint #9

Topic: Silent Summer (30 min)

Back from the July 4th weekend! In lieu of bad poetry, here is some useful trivia. Did you know that vultures crap themselves to regulate their body temperature? The liquid evaporating off of their feet helps to keep them cool. There's even a scientific term for it, which is urohidrosis.

I should've been in bed an hour ago.

Spitpaint #8

Topic: The Last Mammoth, 30min

Harold knew he was the last of
hairy beast that ruled the past so
he hopped in a cab
took a left at the lab
and drove all the way to Mount Shasta.  

Spitpaint #7

Topic: Hall of Thorns

no bad poetry today, my tummy hurts :(