Wednesday, January 28, 2015

Fat Schmuck

We have a new roommate. His real name is Kuro Kitten, but we call him something else. His short fluffy life has so far been dedicated to stuffing his face full of alarming amounts of kibble, running into furniture and sitting on my keyboard while I'm trying to work. Oh, and he farts like a senior citizen dining at Luby's.

His saving grace is that he loves everyone, will kiss your face on command and has somehow taught himself to play fetch with his favorite dingy toy, which he carries around the house from room to room.


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